Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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