He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just found puke in my bra..
We are two peas in an std pod
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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