Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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