But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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