So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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