so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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