I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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