So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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