have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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