super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
