Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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