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im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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