Nicole vs. Life
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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