Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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