i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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