Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
