awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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