ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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