Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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