Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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