There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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