I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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