at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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