He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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