they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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