No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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