yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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