My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
