I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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