What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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