No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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