Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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