I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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