I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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