god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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