I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
