first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Edward fifth and chaser hands
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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