if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
