I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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