do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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