Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
