I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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