we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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