kristin has been a bad kristin
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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