She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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