haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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