your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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