There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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