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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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