You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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