is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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